Squirters 

People who only use restroom at restaurants and don't buy food.

Squirters always come into my restaurant and never buy food, they just use my restroom and leave.

Squirters by ZOOyorker* September 16, 2010

Berlin Squirter 

When you mix the dirt you find in front of the Führerbunker with some water, drag it into a turkey baster, and then squirt it directly into somebody's vagina in the rare hope that the process will birth the next Adolf Hitler.

"I'm feeling like changing the world tonight. Give me the Berlin Squirter, daddy."

Berlin Squirter by SentientMalos May 30, 2016

Fat-squirter 

A woman of unattractive size that squirts a load upon reaching climax.

Commonly used also in conjunction with referencing sluts etc.

"Ugh, are u talking about jaimelea?"

"Yeah bro."

"She's fucking disgusting. All the boys have been through that fat-squirter."

Fat-squirter by PizzadippedinRanchsauce August 10, 2017

turd squirter 

another name for the anus.

my turd squirter is so sore from all the diarrhea i've had this week.

turd squirter by poopshoota November 14, 2010

ketchup squirter 

either from std's, frequent masterbation, or inbreeding, this is when a male can ejaculate blood at will

guy: what do you want first the white milk or the fruit punch?
girl: mmm give me the fruit punch

guy: they dont call me a ketchup squirter for nothing

ketchup squirter by a white racist-dom f July 27, 2011

squirter 

A squirter is a guy who squirts his cum at least two feet when he gets jacked off and has a cumgasm.

Matt and I are both squirters - we both usually paint the wall when we have jack-off cumgasms!

squirter by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

squirter mcfurter 

Master of cum
The one who women look for a good squirting time

Yo Ron Burgundy is the real squirter mcfurter

squirter mcfurter by Weenie bo Beenie June 18, 2005