Hershey Squirts

When you shove a chocolate bar so far up your ass that it can't be pulled it out. You proceed to pour hot water in, wait for it to melt and start sticking to your inner rectum. You then bend over and squeeze it out into a cup and sell it to somebody as chocolate milk and watch them drink it.

Selling your hershey Squirts is considered illegal yet highly satisfying.

by Devia February 19, 2018

Hershey's Squirt

When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake

Dude that girl totally let me enjoy her Hershey's squirt

by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020

hershey squirt

(n) a miniscule squirt of shit, often with a tail akin to a Hershey's Kiss

"You laid out a hershey squirt on the counter? I hope no one mistakes it..."

by Bystrick March 22, 2003

Hershey squirt

Hershey squirt is when you go number 3 and it is basically liquid

yo dude I just got some Hershey squirts up here I feel bad for the next person who walks in there.

by oogbot July 10, 2020

hershey squirts

A severe form of diarrhea caused by a bacterial agent or by eating spicy food.

I got the hershey squirts after eating leftover Taco Bell food.

by AYB March 19, 2003

Hershey Squirt

A shit-fart.

Dude, I thought it was a fart but it was actually a Hershey Squirt!

by Missalimont April 05, 2018

Hershey squirt

When you are taking a shit and its runny and your shit has the color of a hershey's bar

rob: tf is that smell?
landon: I just had a hershey squirts in the bathroom

by landmaster40 May 20, 2016