Hershey Squirts 

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).

Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.

Hershey Squirts by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

hershy squirt

a wet rippling fart

"man! you did a hershy squirt!"

hershy squirt by moo December 13, 2003

Hershey Squirts 

poop, with a pastey, sloppy consistency, oftentimes escaping from the rectum in sudden jets, unexpectedly or at unfortumate times.

there was a little bit of hershey squirts on his leg as he turned to leave the room.

Hershey Squirts by johnny freedom October 27, 2005

hershey squirts 

when somebody has a severe case of hershey squirts its basically diarhea

jamal:ey man what you doin in there?
tyrone:mannn that bitchin taco gave me the hershey squirts

hershey squirts by ahmeddabuster69 June 15, 2018

hershey squirts 

horrible fiery diarreah that shoots out in squirts

tami ruined another pair of pants after a particularly acute case of the hershey squirts

hershey squirts by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Hershey Squirts 

Slang for diarreah, mud butt or the green-apple splatters.

After dinner at Don Pablos, Leroy had the Hershey Squirts like a mofo.

Hershey Squirts by asian May 13, 2004

hershey squirts 

A prelude to a juicy wet poo poo that are notorious for leaving wet brown marks in the drawers.

I gotta get to the shitta mad quick cuz i got some serious hershey squirts that could go full blown dirty crap in my pants!

hershey squirts by Bong Joos November 26, 2003