uncle squinty

Malcolm Nicholls

Malcolm was out last night, and went from Nicko Suave to Uncle Squinty around 1 am.

by APMBoston Boston taxguy June 15, 2018

Squinty Tits

Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.

Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:

"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."

by Squinterz April 11, 2023

Squinty Vagina

When the vagina is squinty and resembles a squinty shape when looked at closely. Common in asians.

"Michelle has a squinty vagina."
"Dude is she in Chinese porn too?"

by jackattack101010 January 7, 2009

Squinty B

Really good looking chap, that Squints at his computer because he needs glasses but was to vain to buy them cuz he is bald!

Look at squinty b, he is just to vain to wear glasses

by Lay-by Lynn December 1, 2011

Squinty Eye

The lady at Li's Brothers in Norwalk, who always says weird things

Squinty Chink- "Roh, Sho Shorry, I Fart Brockree" (Oh, so sorry, I fart Brocilli)

by Ludacris December 17, 2004

squinty eye fuck

A term used to describe asian people who have small or thin eyes that they can berely see out of

"Hey you know that guy Nick? I hate him...squinty eye fuck"

by Prince Abdulla November 28, 2016

Captain Squinty Yellow

The big man himself, Kim jong un.

Oh my god, is that Captain Squinty Yellow

by Dominoes_Pizza_Zimbabwae November 28, 2017