Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.
Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:
"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."
"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."
by Squinterz April 11, 2023
Among Asians in North America, it is not the communist Chinese who are the hardest working, but rather the squinty eyes.
by Sexydimma January 23, 2015
by jackattack101010 January 8, 2009
Really good looking chap, that Squints at his computer because he needs glasses but was to vain to buy them cuz he is bald!
by Lay-by Lynn December 1, 2011
by Ludacris December 17, 2004
by Prince Abdulla November 28, 2016
The big man himself, Kim jong un.
Oh my god, is that Captain Squinty Yellow
by Dominoes_Pizza_Zimbabwae November 28, 2017