Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.
Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:

"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."
by Squinterz April 11, 2023
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an offensive term for a person of Korean or Filipino origin
Among Asians in North America, it is not the communist Chinese who are the hardest working, but rather the squinty eyes.
by Sexydimma January 23, 2015
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When the vagina is squinty and resembles a squinty shape when looked at closely. Common in asians.
"Michelle has a squinty vagina."
"Dude is she in Chinese porn too?"
by jackattack101010 January 8, 2009
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Really good looking chap, that Squints at his computer because he needs glasses but was to vain to buy them cuz he is bald!
Look at squinty b, he is just to vain to wear glasses
by Lay-by Lynn December 1, 2011
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The lady at Li's Brothers in Norwalk, who always says weird things
Squinty Chink- "Roh, Sho Shorry, I Fart Brockree" (Oh, so sorry, I fart Brocilli)
by Ludacris December 17, 2004
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A term used to describe asian people who have small or thin eyes that they can berely see out of
"Hey you know that guy Nick? I hate him...squinty eye fuck"
by Prince Abdulla November 28, 2016
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