Squiffoid

Slightly drunk. A bit like being drunkified.

I only had one beer but I'm already feeling squiffoid!

by loulahoula May 26, 2013

Squiflop

Squiflop is the sound which the "Killer Boobs From Hell" make when they escape from that Russ Meyers movie and come bouncing down the street to attack and destroy you.

*Squiflop* *Squiflop* *Squiflop*
"What's that sound??"
*Squiflop* *Squiflop*
"Oh My God! They're Huge!"
*Squiflop*
"Nooooooommmmphmmfmbmbm"

by samiyam April 11, 2005

Squoffee

Standard coffee drink for Sasquatched, Yeti-sized human beings, that, by virtue of their size, require a disproportionate amount of caffeine.

"Did you try Yeti's Squoffee yet(i)?"

"Yeah, I'm damn near euphoric."

by corywilkerson December 14, 2008

Squffins

Muffins that are square instead of round. Generally made with only the highest quality ingredients.

These squffins are amazing!

by dadanimal September 8, 2014

squiffy

Being slightly intoxicated.

I'm not drunk I'm just a bit squiffy right now.

by Anonymous January 13, 2003

squffle

When you grab-hug and cuddle-rub a person or animal in an endearing but dominating way, leaving any hair or feathers in a right old mess.

A cross between "squeze" and "ruffle"

Variations:
squffles
squffleing
squffled

"Look at that squirrel! I would love to squffle him up"

"Your dog is being naughty again, must be time to squffle him up" *squffles him up*

by Buzeak March 10, 2023

Squaff

A tiny, or small amount

"oh my gosh, that skirt is too short. You should pull that down a squaff".
OR
"You smell funny. You should put some perfume on, but just a squaff".

by Maggie Peake March 24, 2011