Squib

A "land squid"; used in reference to a slimy person with no backbone or courage.

"Uhg! Couldn't wait to get away from that defense lawyer. What a squib!"

by similacrum#32 June 1, 2017

Squib

a uncommon word used in online gaming to taunt people who are less skilled than you. it is un common because it is very similar to noob and Nub.

loosader: lol ur a nub
coobalie: FSTU Squib

by Dragon5 October 20, 2007

Squib

v. to fakeout a friend by looking just past them and pretending to see someone you know by looking excited and waving your hand like you're trying to get their attention.

Guy 1: (looking just past the shoulder of the victim) "Mikey, what's up man? How are you?"

Guy 2: (turns around to look at who Guy 1 is talking to)

Guy 1: "Squib! Gotcha bro!"

Guy 2: "Man I feel like such an idiot."
Guy 1: "You ARE an idiot."

by 2Dice February 5, 2010

Squib

A believer in conspiracy theories.

John's only purpose on our Facebook group was to post links to various conspiracy theories. He was a total squib.

by ant9n September 7, 2012

squib

-noun

1. A punctuation sign used in writing to indicate the statement as sarcasm.
2. A replacement for the ineffective usages of ellipses or italics to emphasize sarcasm through texts and e-mails.
3. Is symbolized by a combination of a 'Z' and '?' as one character.
3b. As of current, the squib symbol has not been incorporated into standard keyboards, so is substituted with {squib} following a sentence.

Ex: Wow, that was really useful information {squib}
Ex: Lindsay Lohan deserves an Oscar! {squib}

by E. Pak March 13, 2010

Squibbed

To show an unexpected victim a photograph of Oscar nominated actress June Squibb

Ah man, I’ve totally just been squibbed

by SquibbSquabb February 27, 2022

squib

(noun)
1. In film, a small explosive charge hidden under an actor's costume and detonated in order to simulate a bullet hit.

2. In Harry Potter, a non-magic person born to magical parents.

1. They had to re-take the shot because the squib didn't go off on time.

2. Filch is a Squib.

by Pox Voldius January 1, 2005