squeegee men

a man or woman who, with washcloth and squeegee in hand, cleans windshields of cars stopped in traffic and then somehow expects to get paid by the drivers

"squeegee men are conniving panhandlers who, because you pity them that very instant they finish the job, they take your money".(not to mention washcloth was dirtier than the windshield before they started to clean it and now the drivers side window is all smudge)

by Sam Price November 29, 2007

squeege

When a man pokes his penis in another's eye.

I squeeged in my significant others last night.
I'm going to squeege in you eye.
do you mind if i squeege you.

also used as:

I'm going to squeege your eyes out.
Do you mind if I squeege in your eye?

by Squeege in the eye February 19, 2013

squeegie kid

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.

I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.

by fucwad March 17, 2004

squeegee merchant

A person who hijacks your car at red traffic lights, aggressively cleaning your already-clean car windows and then demanding cash. Also a term of mild abuse.

Squeegee merchants infest inner london

by Geoff Page March 23, 2003

squeegoth

A goth that is hyper, funloving, and not really a goth at all. Squeegoths love being around goths though, they think they are "fun".

"Hi all you suicidal hotties, lets go run around" squeegoth
"..." goths

by Chelli July 29, 2004

Squangeemo

1. (Adjective) Of or relating to superior quality.

2. (Noun) An exclamation of pure elation.

"Dude have you tried these corndogs? They are extremely squangeemo."

"Hey Dad, I got you this gift basket full of gems for Christmas." "OH SQUANGEEMO, SON!"

by buhzie January 22, 2012

Norwegian Squeegee

When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.

"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"

by Norwegian Viking December 5, 2012