A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.
"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"
by Conrad January 15, 2005
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Get the Flat Spurt mug.An occurrence where the over all size of a dick increases quickly and suddenly in a short period of time (no, not a boner!)
Girl1- Last time I saw it, Johnny’s dick was so small!
Girl2- He must’ve had a dick spurt, because when it was huge last night!
Girl2- He must’ve had a dick spurt, because when it was huge last night!
by Sterben-WarStorm January 20, 2020
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