Summer Reading

Summer reading is when your teachers at your school assign a shitty book to read, that will last the whole summer. And half the kids ever bother to read, because they are bussy getting drunk or jacking off, except the nerdy kids. And by time the kids get back to school, there is always a essay or test about the book. And the honors classes had it worst! They must complete a whole project! (I can't!).

Teacher: your summer reading assignment is to read every single page of Paper Towns.

Student: *reads one chapter* this book is butt ass!

(New semester)

Teacher: pop test on the book you should have read. Will cout as 50% as your final grade.

by Aihc August 30, 2013

Dr. Summeroff

A doctor that will prescribe for a patient to be home for approxiamately two months of the summer for a "re-occuring" injury. Please note that this injury never occurs during the winter months. These mystical injuries usually occur to soft tissue since they are difficult to cure in a timely fashion.

My buddy is just visited Dr. Summeroff and now he's sitting on his deck drinking beers all day until september!!

Greg: Hey Kim can you take all of Debbie's shift this summer?
Kim: Why? Did she visit Dr. Summeroff like last year again?
Greg: Yup, she's done till september!

by Jobo74 June 2, 2009

summer length sack

The elongated version of a human scrotum which appears in searing hot weather conditions.

I just did a video search on the word nekkade and witnessed a ridiculous summer length sack. Why was that guy riding his bike in the nude?

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 4, 2010

Pencey Summer

Summer of 2018 with a smell of treason in the air.

VP Mikey Pence's self-loathing, ideology and phony christianity have guaranteed we're gonna have a Pencey Summer—when the Russia scandal comes crashing down upon the entire Trump cabinet.

by Uncle Joosie July 27, 2018

Donna Summer

The diva of all divas. Without Donna Summer, there would not be a Madonna, Whitney Houston or Janet Jackson. She paved the way for all the future divas. Blessed with one of the most powerful voices and record sales in excess of 130 million, Donna Summer is a living legend.

You look HOT, almost as as HOT STUFF as Donna Summer.

by Nicole Simms April 17, 2009

Vancouver Summer

The time of year when the weather transitions from the heat of summer one day to the cold and rain of winter the next. Vancouver summer does not match the classic definition so it would be more accurate to call it Sprautumn. To experience Summer, extensive travel is often necessary to regions such as the interior, prairies and southern ON, where summer lasts for several months.

I am planning on going to the beach after work but since its Vancouver Summer, who knows what the weather will be like.

by merp3 July 8, 2011

the social summer

Memorial day begins the social summer.

Memorial day begins the social summer.

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2021