I take issue with the existing definition. If one were to deposit male jizz onto a woman breasts, i don't think anyone would argue that it could be referred to as spuge (spooge). But if her breasts are in fact the "intended course," then the existing definition would discredit it as spuge (spoke). Allow me to submit this definition... "Spuge (Spooge) is male ejaculate that has been launched externally, free to chart it's own course whether the destination be intended or unintended."
I ate three dozen oysters yesterday so that i could paint my girlfriend white with spuge (spooge) today.
by Happy Hug Recipient August 27, 2016
Get the spuge mug.To mentally and physically obliterate one's anus by shoving a slingy hand so far up there, that blood poor out, with a little poop, although gross, it is now no longer a slingy hand, but is a part of their body.
by Violence February 18, 2018
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Oh Shugley! I burnt the roast again!
by Alex Chung May 9, 2005
Get the Shugley mug.A person, typically a male, wearing any sort of tightly constrained over garment which appends tightly to the genitals, leaving their shape noticeable.
When the race was finished, Jared dis-engaged his Schwinn only realize he was truely a grape smugler in his speedo.
by WhatMarbles? May 22, 2006
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Get the spügette mug.A fleshy pink sweaty fat fuck that could easily go into cardiac arrest just from lifting their burger to their face hole. A walking dumpster fire of high cholesterol, clogged arteries, and if male hasn’t seen their miserable excuse of a cock in decades. If female, has a fupa which weighs enough to feed 3 full grown male silverback gorillas. Their sweat is made of sodium only, their blood type is ragu, and they’re usually only seen in public riding the assisted electric carts at Walmart.
by Old World Awesome October 10, 2022
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