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sprouter

Someone who one thinks will be hot when they are older.
A: That girl is hot
B: Yeah she's a sprouter
by Derppppppppppppppp October 25, 2011
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Brussel Sprouts

A dark green little plant morsel. When dealing with Brussel Sprouts, please remain vigil and aware as they are usually only enjoyed by sociopaths and psychopaths alike.

Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.
"You people say that Brussel Sprouts taste good". - A certain wiseman to a CCertaiN news media network.
by Darth_chacho August 30, 2020
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Man Sprouts

A pseudonym for the male reproductive organs that produce the sperm necessary for injection into the female (or Male) for the purpose of providing pleasure to said female (or Male), or impregnating the female to produce offspring, so called because as in the vegetable, you either love them or hate them (like Marmite)
Jenny went down on her man and took his man sprouts into her mouth, how she loved the taste and texture.

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Rob pushed Jane's head gently toward his man sprouts, Jane instinctively pushed back as the thought of it reminded her of what it must feel like to lick a cats fur-ball.
by bongodrums24 February 14, 2012
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hot pita pocket with extra sprouts

When you fart in a girls mouth and then make her eat your ass hair.
Yo, i gave that biatch the ol' hot pita pocket with extra sprouts last night
by Mark Elliott October 25, 2006
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Strouter

I was changing my baby's diaper when he decided to strouter me.
by Squatle March 11, 2017
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Bung sprouts

The ass hairs that are in the crack or around the bung hole, or sphincter. These are usually used as a prank in retaliation of someone throughing their pubes at you. You can reach back and grab a pack of bung sprouts to throw back at them.
Dude was being a real jerk so I put some bung sprouts in his salad. They will go unnoticed with all of the bean sprouts.
ass hair
by Spudoh January 29, 2010
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sperm sprouts

A way to describe the offspring of the coolest parents. Sperm that find their way to the eggs and sprout into children.
good morning my sperm sprouts you look taller this morning!
by Madcowwithatail May 3, 2018
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