Springer gut

The gut of death. When viewed from the side, it looks like the person who has the gut is having a baby. This gut seems to make shirts keep themselves lifted, and typically, one has to cut holes in sheets in order to wear clothes with such a gut.

Hey, poppy seed boy, show us your Springer gut!

by Justin Redman January 3, 2004

Springter

(noun) 1. when winter just won't let go and spring should be here but you're experiencing multiple blizzards and making more snowmen in one week than you did all winter 2. when you see green grass peeking through the snowpiles 3. when your windows are open to let in a fresh spring breeze but you are still wearing mittens and scraping your windshield

On March 31st we had another blizzard, Springter is finally here!

by Ali-gator P April 2, 2009

Springer Dinger

A home run hit by Major League Baseball Centerfielder and World Series 2017 MVP, George Springer of the Houston Astros.

George hit a monster 448-foot "Springer Dinger" in Game 5 to tie up the game in the seventh inning.

by Ihateyoumostest November 2, 2017

Springer gut

When your stomach is so obesely fat, you pretend that you are having a baby, and on Jerry Springer.

Imel is having a baby, you can tell by the size of his Springer gut.

by Chemlab_Anetheron December 30, 2003

jerry springer

talk show where ppl go when they can figure out there own shitty lives. usually cat fights occur on this show.

"im going on jerry springer cuz bob is cheating on me and he is the daddy of my baby!"

by kelsey April 5, 2005

Full Springer

To exibit behavior fully characteristic of a guest on the Jerry Springer show.

Tammy done got pregnant by her fathers best friend (who since has been incarcerated for guess what) , had the baby & wants to get married 'cause she's in "love" at 15. She's only a few missed child support payments and a Mountain Dew away from a Full Springer.

by MJmoney June 17, 2009

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011