Spentis

a crazy weird kid that has too much energy

Will is a Spentis

by The_Bone June 23, 2021

Get Yo Top Spent

To get someone killed or sprayed
To send a hit on someone

"Nigga keep playing Imma Get Yo Top Spent"

by VenDango April 9, 2021

Boner sprint

The act of sprinting out of a house with a still erect tallywhacker (penis) after ejaculating on a woman's tits mid-coitus

After I jizzed on that hot chick from the indian casino, I had to boner sprint out of there cuz she was pissed

by Garythecougar January 21, 2011

Spent shell

A used condom

1. Dude, someone left a spent shell on my sidewalk again.

2. WTF! If you are going to throw a spent shell in the toilet at least make sure it gets flushed.

by milkacow June 13, 2010

Sprint

Bitch ass phone carrier that can't do shit right! You can't walk down the street and take a fucking call, you lose service all the goddamn time and high speed internet ?? MY FUCKIN ASSHOLE! Call customer service and I guarantee you will get told, "Oh don't worry, we have tip-top coverage in your area, DON'T LEAVE US! We're working on it for youuu.." . BULLSHIT. They are full of shit, Bad service, bitch ass customer service and crooks with shit-filled assholes who advertise a phone company that doesn't even live up to its shitty ass expectations. Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile, shit it's worth the fucking money if you want to actually have a phone! The only thing Sprint has given me is my official MODO OF 2017.. "FUCK SPRINT!" Let me say it louder.. "FUCK SPRINT !!!!"

(Verizon)

Hey Sprint! Call me baby!
-Delivered

( Sprint )

I can't, I'm Sprint!
-Not delivered

( Verizon )

Helloooo...? Damn ur fake! FUCKIN DICK!!
-Delivered

by exploding air plane 6969 July 12, 2017

spent that bread

Spending large amounts of money, and/or the emotional toll that comes with such actions.

In his song "All of the Lights", Kanye West used this saying in the line "I slapped my girl, she called the feds; I spent that time, I spent that bread".

In the second verse he says "Courts suck me dry, I spent that bread".

by Hootie and the Brofish March 8, 2011

Shit Sprint

The straight-backed, knee-locked, cheek-clenched speed-walk to the bathroom to take a shit. Happens when you're about to shit yourself but can't run to the toilet because you need total muscle control to keep from shitting your pants. One is often unable to communicate with others because talking might divert concentration from the sphincter.

Man 1: "Did John hurt himself recently? He was walking funny when I saw him a minute ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."

by sociologistjosh March 30, 2019