spreading positivity

A bullshit "movement" that glorifies almost everything benevolent in life and attempts to brainwash people into thinking that bad things in life only happen when we acknowledge them. It promotes the belief that we can control every aspect of our lives through merely wanting something and not actually doing anything, while they ignore the fact that sometimes people have terrible and "negative" lives because others treat them terribly, or force them to live a certain way.

And what's even more stupid is that "positivity" isn't even being used the way dictionaries say it should....

A naive person: Come on everyone! Stay positive, we can do anything if we work together!
A realistic person: Oh, shut up and stop spreading positivity that doesn't exist. You're only denying a proper existence to those who can't control every aspect of their lives.

by Swaglord A. McBallerboy October 25, 2016

Spreading the butter

A fag that likes jaking off a lot

Kim likes to spread the butter at school

by tyler April 28, 2004

Spreading Christmas Cheer

When a girl gives a boy a blowjob during the holiday season and he blows his load (christmas cheer) in her face.

Tyler: "Dude I just spread Christmas cheer all over that hoe's face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."

Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."

by courtneyann! January 6, 2009

Spreading Nutella

When you wipe your ass but stop before its clean.

Man, he don`t know how to wipe himself. He`s just Spreading Nutella.

by jack_nasty69 August 6, 2017

spreading the nutella

Code for taking a shit.

Bro 1: What you doing?
Bro 2: Spreading the Nutella.

by Itwatudo March 6, 2017

Spreading Mayonnaise

When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught

Me and the boys went “spreading mayonnaise” in a gated community.

by Vekaksbkenmeekjsnekekwjshsysus April 3, 2020

spreading stoke

The act of introducing people to Onewheel by sharing enthusiasm, teaching others to ride, passing along tips and tricks, and helping build the Onewheel community.

I was spreading stoke at the festival by piquing everyone’s interest as I floated past.

by #1Bodega July 29, 2020