When Bald Jesus and a Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.
Bald Jesus: I Gay Spread Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night and he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.
by DoingTheLordsWork January 27, 2023
Get the Gay Spread Eagle mug.When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
Get the Standing, hovering spread-eagle mug.When you pose for a picture you hold out both arms and tilt your head upward. The eagle spread pose indicates to others that you are an eagle and they are small birds which you can eat. It is a pose of dominance. This pose was invented by comedian Dex Carrington and featured heavily in the series "Dexpedition" on MTV Europe. The pose later gained international appeal when it was featured throughout the Snowboard World Championships in Norway 2012.
In a club you stand on a speaker and do an eagle spread pose to assert your dominance and awesomeness. (someone takes a picture of you doing the eagle spread pose in that club)
by Jared Funky funk April 25, 2012
Get the eagle spread pose mug.A person is eagle spread on the bed. They make an x shape. One hand on a post the other hand on the post next to it and same with your feet.
by Fish dough April 14, 2014
Get the eagle spread mug.After ripping off her negligee, the intruder tied Christina to the bed spread-eagled and began combing his fingers through her generous love nest, ignoring the girl's protests.
by Barefeet January 19, 2008
Get the spread-eagled mug.Narcissistic asshole, who only cares about himself and nobody else.. drinks, drugs and bxtches are his mains ;)
by Addela May 19, 2018
Get the Spreadeagle Jr mug.The supple act of a female performing a handstand, then subsequently parting her legs whilst receiving cunnilingus.
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