sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005

Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

spatling

When a girl preludes a loogie in her mouth while with-holding massive amounts of cum in her mouth. She then spits it in your asshole to produce a spatling.

Sheila laid a spatling down my anus. Then I fucked your mom.

by BowWowBigDick August 7, 2008

Sprawlin

To leave, exit, or otherwise book it from someplace

me: "this party sucks man"
joe: " yeah lets leave"
Me: "Fine We be sprawlin"

by connor robock May 3, 2005

sparkling water

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water

"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."

by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020

sparklingsecrets

Millie, A Roblox Edit tik tok creator with 2k followers she became popular with a video of her lyric pranking her sister with quatkity singing the lice song.

SparklingSecrets makes unique edits for her account! Suing her Roblox account HandsomeMillie123

by Rabbitgobrrrrr November 30, 2020

Spradlin

The act of dragging one's nuts on other people's property when the other party is not present. Often performed on items like coffe cups, cell phones, key boards, my pets or even food items. This act is known to bring great joy to everyone except the person who had there belongings Spradlined.

When Jason leaves I'm gonna Spradlin his coffe cup.

by ihavejockitchtoo January 22, 2010