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Plop Splash

The term given to when one's poop is dense and heavy enough to cause a plop, in the toilet, that results in one's butt to be splashed. It's a commonality that one becomes panicked as to why their butt has received a wet surprise, that is, until they remember their Chinese feast the night prior.
"Aww, dude, what the hell was that!?... God damn plop splash, fucking General Tso's gets me every time."
by stevo-k September 4, 2010
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Twerk Splash

The act of twerking while hovering over a body of water whereby your flapping ass cheeks splash against the surface and cause turbulence.
Marie-Noel twerk splashed me with her ghetto booty at the water slides! I was drenched!
by SPLASHPUTIN August 28, 2015
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splashback

A phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the butthole or genitals.

Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
Oh man, splashback! What the hell? That crap was tiny...
by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006
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splashguard

When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.
Sheila always makes a splashguard before she shits.
by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009
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Splash

To splash someone, is uk street slang to stab someone with a knife.

The idea of the splash is to symbolise the blood going everywhere

This is mostly used in uk trap music
Lyric example:

"that boy got splashed up, I'm surprised that boy is not dead
The knife went through, the Knife went through his head... And everything was all red"

- made up example of a typical UK trap lyric
by UK_lingo July 21, 2017
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Splash and go

Taking a very fast #2, as a means to avoid embarresment.
Dan: So how'd the date go Jeremy?
Jeremy: man it was great besides the fact that I had to pull a splash and go at the restaruant.
by DoraII February 26, 2010
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Splash log

Splash log:when a turd of considerable proportions hits the toilet water and drenches your ass and genitals.
I just splash logged the hell out of my balls with the dump I just took.
by Quick nick September 19, 2013
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