spoety

1. To be fly, to tight, someone who is dress nice, or dress cool, some one who thinks they are the shit!!!!

2. Word Made by the rollin 40 crips in los angeles!

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Man you looking really spoety right now!

2. THATS A SPOETY ASS SHIRT U GOT ON

by JayVee A.k.A Jay'Habbit August 24, 2006

spasticated

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"

by rainey06au August 28, 2005

sopstic

A sloth. Sadomasochistic tree dwelling pseudopod. Found primarily in the pacific northwest, the sopstic's diet consists of mostly people feeding its trolls.

Damn yo, you sopstic'd the Fuck out of that breezy. The cops are probably coming. Lets Gtfo.

by steve yobbs November 1, 2013

crippled spastic

boomytastic

"That pie was crippled spastic"

"That joint was actually crippled spastic"

"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"

by garylikesweed February 5, 2009

Slostitore

Slut+Prostitute+Whore= Slostitore

Mike: Yo dawg you hittin' that?
Me: Fuck no, that bitch is a slostitore.

by A Heslip May 11, 2009

Spister

(Vb.) To spister

An experimental and volatile combination of spanking, fisting and scissoring, derived from the popular childhood game 'rock, paper, scissors.' The act of spistering and interpretation is left as an exercise for the reader.

'Ah, mate, I went off with this bird and spistered her all night long. There was blood everywhere!'

'If you don't stop being such a jerk, I'm gonna spister yo sister.'

by Kinky Jigsaw November 23, 2011

Spastic child

This is when a child acts like an utter spastic and you want to kill yourself or kill them eg William gallavin or the i play Pokemon go kid

That kid is an utter spastic child

by Bill boi September 23, 2016