sponer

When two people are spooning, and the big spoon gets a boner and therefore pokes the little spoon in the ass/thigh region

It was difficult to sleep with his sponer poking me all night

by The Girls of 44 January 9, 2009

slöseri

in Swedish this is the word for waste

Aaron är slöseri = Aaron is a Waste

by Billpete May 23, 2006

Sponer

A sponer is when a dude is wearing a speedo and he has a fucking huge boner
It is just completly noticable
And very HARD to hide!

Person 1"LOL did you just see that dude walk past!"

Person 2"ya no one could have missed that HUGE sponer"

by Ilivu December 28, 2009

Spomered a pizza

To Spomer a pizza: When someone decides not to pay attention when cooking a frozen pizza in the oven, and decides to bake said pizza with the cardboard still underneath the pizza. The result is 1) a fire in your oven and 2) a ruined pizza, both of which will ruin your day. Named for the greatest culprit of this forgetful act, the one and only Spomer.

It was Kristen's night to cook dinner for the house, but she totally Spomered a pizza and we had to use the fire extinguisher to put the flames out. And now we are hungry.

by Bandit_0351 June 23, 2013

Smoser

A smoser is a person that thinks they are real smooth, but they a actually a real loser.

Wow that guy thinks he is really cool but I think he's a smoser !

by Pegglyweggly March 19, 2016

spüser

(N) a male or female who masturbates at least 12 times per day

1. Have you seen Joe yet today? Nah he's such a spüser, he's probably still inside.

2. Hey is she gonna hang out with us tonight? No she can't she's such a spüser though.

by 5893745 November 27, 2016

soser

Trans gender homophobic queer who was threatened by Gus from breaking Bad

Im Such a soser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by WeebChief March 20, 2022