sporting cane

To have an erection a.k.a. "wood". Coined by Stephen Colbert.

I was sporting cane after seeing the new Jessica Alba flick.

by EvanB September 25, 2007

sporting palace

According to the Hostage episode of Gunsmoke and to a historical marker in Hays City Kansas, this is an old time term for a brothel.

Looking at Miss Kitty, her kidnapper says, It ain’t no surprise to find Matt Dillon’s woman in a sporting palace.

by John Dohh February 28, 2023

sporting exes

when a minor has big, black Xs on their hands in the morning, indicating that they went out clubbing the night before.
in particular, when someone shows up for work/class with the exes still on.

"she tried to tell the prof that she didn't have her paper because her laptop got fried, but he knew she was lying when he saw that she was sporting exes."

by tdm duh December 6, 2006

sporting it fresh

having unshaved pubic hair

Sporting it fresh is not an option.

by durka durka December 28, 2005

Sporting Lisbon

Winning UEFA Champions League 2021-22

Sporting Lisbon is winning UEFA Champions League 2021-22

by urmomiguess August 26, 2021

SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."

After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.

by weave January 8, 2004

sporting clay

Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..

It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either

by TheDawgLives October 4, 2015