Sportcession

When your city, college, state, or country is in a huge sports drought. Meaning that you were once a competitive team but are no longer.

Ronnie: Yo man, haven't seen in years, where you living these days?

Big Mike: Oakland.

Ronnie: Ohh dude, that sucks, you guys are in a huge sportcession.

Big Mike: Tell me about it

by thebearjew69 June 11, 2011

sportespercrastination

trying to avoid work to the extent of even doing sport in a desperate attempt to procrastinate

i just really didnt want to revise so i went on a run for the first time in 12 years, thats proper sportespercrastination

by fen nenge May 13, 2014

sportress

A waitress at a sports bar in a fortress in Ireland.

The sportress was lookin' real fly in Glasgow.

by The moving banana May 14, 2017

snorties

When you snort smarties

I need to look gangster, I better get some snorties

by graveyardqueen October 13, 2020

Sportisim

Discrimination against others sport.
Making one sport seem better than others or all.
Discrediting or "shutting down" a sport ex. Cheer.

"Sportisim makes me upset, like so what? Cheer and dance are sports!"

by Brielle.b8 June 9, 2022

sportisim

Degrading, Discounting, Invalidating, and or Ignoring One or more sports.

Putting ones sport on a pedestal compared to one or all of sports.

Making a person/ or people feel bad about choosing something they enjoy playing.

"He's saying that figure skating isn't a real sport, and that hockey is 'way' better! That's sportisim!"

by Brielle.b8 June 9, 2022

Sportiello

Someone who is jealous of someone else’s golf game

My friend shot a 91 and I was sportiello, so I accused him of lying

by Defusingthebase October 19, 2022