shpooshpooshka

Female dog in Daisy language

Wow.... Ismaelda is such a shpooshpooshka! She spread rumors about me.

by Spartaremix September 17, 2017

Social Smooshing

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

by smebobo January 28, 2021

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!

by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 19, 2010

snoosh

When a cat lightly touches you with its nose as an affectionate gesture. (a cats loving kiss)

My cat gave me a snoosh with its nose.

by Christine Hauser May 17, 2008

spoosy

One who daydreams and mistakenly hears a word (or phrase) which actually means something else

The act of misunderstanding the meaning of the speaker

May sure is spoosy today. When we talked about how some people eat cats, she thought we were talking about literally eating pussy.

by stev609 September 18, 2008

Happy sploosh-year

When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.

I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.

by Jsummers33 December 9, 2016

Bobs Splosh

A Bobs Splosh is washing your hands the British way.

"Ey mate. Im gonna do Bobs Splosh right now innit, see you later in the pub! Cheers!"

by The Blackwood February 11, 2021