Uncle Spooner

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

spoonlicker

an annoying fuck as troll that constantly trolls/spams cplusplus.com

when all hell breaks loose, spoonlicker is usually the cause. spoonlicker is the reason the ban button and system was advanced.

by Programming Sapien February 5, 2013

spooned

to engage in sexual actions while the other partner is asleep

"he/she got spooned last night"

by a b00b May 29, 2004

spoonerism

Transposing inappropriate begginnings on two different words.

Jordan made the ultimate spoonerism today when he said, "They were ligging the erections."

by Maria Klodowsky May 29, 2007

spooner

one who "spoons" (lay very close together, the way spoons do in a drawer) another of the same sex

STOP SPOONING ME, YOU SPOONER!

by ohlo August 24, 2005

Raging Spooner

1) the erection, often unwanted and unintentional, that a man has while spooning with another female

2) the erection that results from spooning furiously

Her: "So I was spooning with Tom in bed last night and I all I could feel was his raging spooner poking me in the back!"

Friend: "Eww...Grosss!"

by samsayton April 10, 2011

The spooner

When you and your girl are spooning, and you just yank down her pants and start banging from the spooning position.

last night my girl wanted to just snuggle before bed. I said f**k that and gave her the spooner.

by bjammin08 February 26, 2011