spoonpirewus

A vampire walrus with spoon-fangs. Perfect for savouring the softer flesh. Likes buckets and ice cream, loves when the two are combined.

The spoonpirewus roared and bit into a rather large apple.

by zre March 7, 2010

Spoonacoon

When a white girl ( wog socket) spoons with a Black man. Or a white man spoons up with a black girl...

Billy was curled up with his wog socket the other day like, she was well white in it, could hardly see her under his afro, spooned round him, the spoonacoon!

by 2229Starfish January 21, 2019

Spoonani

When you spoon someone and line your crotch up to their poonani with the intent of forking.

Why do you want me to turn my back to you?

Because I want to Spoonani

by Bro sephine February 8, 2019

spoonally

A very very very kind person

Spoonally just hit 1m on TikTok!

by Vexiest July 7, 2021

maximum spoonage

When you have a spoon, preferably a diamond Incursted one. Then you spoon something to the maximum level

Picking that rock up with a spoon was total maximum Spoonage

by Bossbrother7 December 24, 2014

Self Spoonage

When you commit suicide with a spoon

Help! My sister committed self spoonage

by Zoey6669 July 25, 2019

spoonage

attending wetherspoons pub, usually very often.

"You up for spoonage tonight"

"The plan tonight is a bit of spoonage i hear"

by jasminda-govinda April 21, 2009