spooks 

1. Government intelligence agents, see G-men.

2. Anyone involved in espionage.

1. Careful on this phone line, there could be spooks listening in.

2. I heard this place was crawling with spooks, some kind of weapon of mass destruction is being sold or something.

spooks by Alan May 9, 2004

Boobie spoons

-when you hang a spoon off of your nipple like you would do on your nose
-when your spooning with someone's boobies
-when your grasping a boob and eating applesauce with a spoon at the same time
-when a girls boob has an indent that looks like a spoon was implanted on it

-"Man, that chick has got some big boobie spoons!"
-Latifa is showing me dem boobies poons tonight fo sho
-that girl held that boobie spoon forever!

Boobie spoons by G Funk Yo November 18, 2009

spoof merchant 

A spoof merchant is a person who has similar characteristics to that of nineteenth century civilian, whose livelihood is dependent on his ability to create slight of hand or illusions, whilst creating some sort of distraction in order to rob an unsuspecting victim of their monies or valuable personal items.

"I just had my monacle stolen, from inside my jacket pocket!" proclaimed the wealthy middle-class gentleman. "He was most forthright in his questioning. He wanted to know where paddington station was. WHAT A little spoof Merchant he was!"

spoof merchant by Gregory Taylor January 9, 2008

Spoonster

A person (usually a man) who does not cook, but likes to stir what you're cooking. The spoonster wants to feel part of the process. Spoonsters stir for an average of 23 seconds before they get bored or complain about back pain.

Ben said to our guests "do you like the green curry we made?"

Jackie said "we? Ben is such a spoonster!"

Spoonster by reaybe January 30, 2014

3 Spoons 

If you are out with your significant other and you guys are digging your server, you ask for three spoons when you order a dessert. This will indicate to the server that you're interested in them. If they bring back your dessert with three spoons that means they're interested in joining you. If they only bring you two spoons then you have been rejected.

That waiter is so cute, let's ask for 3 Spoons so he'll join us.

3 Spoons by Bufcleve February 4, 2022

Fountain of Spoof 

When a guy cums over your face to help you maintain your youthful glow

Steve was fully aware that his wife was nearing her 40s and her skin was losing some elasticity. Being a supportive however financially tight husband he showered her face with his Fountain of Spoof

Fountain of Spoof by Fozzie's Bear May 27, 2019

Nigger Spoons 

A game where you drive through an inner city, and when you see a black person you throw a spoon at him/her only after screaming NIGGER!

The catch is that if you miss, you have to exit the car and retrieve said spoon.

Tony just got rocked after a failed attempt at a fine game o' nigger spoons

Nigger Spoons by psuedonecrofeliac October 9, 2008