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Spoklahoma

Another name for Spokane. Primarily for all of the rednecks and white trash that live in the area just like Oklahoma! The landscape west and south of Spokane also resembles Oklahoma.
I don't want to go back to Spoklahoma and deal with all of the rednecks!
by The Big Lebowski Dude January 29, 2008
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Spokane

AKA Spok-vegas Spokangeles, Spokompton, the 'kan.

Long the second largest city in Washington state, Spokane had recently dropped to third (to Tacoma) in terms of population, but as of March '05 it is number two again. It's sad to fight to be #2.

The chief attraction of Spokane is Riverfront Park, a 100 acre park centered around the Spokane River in the downtown area, and designed by the Olmsted Brothers.

Spokane is the home of Bloomsday, the world's largest road race. Cyan, creators of Myst originated in Spokane. Notable Spokanites include Bing Crosby, John Stockton, George Lynch, Craig T. Nelson, David Eddings, and Gabe and Tycho of Penny-Arcade.

Spokane has been called the meth capital of America. A medium sized city, it suffers from urban sprawl and a small-town attitude. It's hard to find a decent job in Spokane, but it's a cheap place to live and it's great if you like outdoor activities, as there are several lakes and mountains in the region.
Spokane: a nice place to visit.
by Helluin November 14, 2005
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Spoyka

A spoyka is a person who speaks with oy's in their words and does not understand how annoyed it makes people. It is usually contagious and causes larger groups to add on. Generally used by lazy or rich kids trying to sound cool.
Mark- Hey cornelious! What period is it?

Cornelious- Its doy period man.

Mark- Don't you mean D period? What does that mean?

Cornelious- Nah dude, its Doy period, im a Spoyka!
Cornelious-Poyce! I dont wanna boy loyte to class!(leaves)

Mark- I fuckin hate that kid...
by The Trizzuth May 19, 2009
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Spockalogical

Something that is so logical that it is almost beyond logic, it is nearly common sense.

Spock's way of thinking is pure logic, if something is pure logic it is known to be "Spockalogical".
Plan B was good but plan A was Spockalogical.

Jerry's solution for hunger was spockalogical when he decided to order pizza.
by Explorerwielder July 4, 2009
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Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."
Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"

Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"

Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."

Ryan: "No, its real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."
by Bobby Smith Rules August 31, 2013
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Spolaf

The ship name between Spider-Man and Olaf the snowman. Or as a made up drug.
I ship Spolaf so much I’m gonna write a fanfic about them.
by Scruggssa August 7, 2018
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Spokane Whoopee Cushion

As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”
Donna left Aleksandr because he wouldn’t stop giving her Spokane Whoopee Cushions.
by Captain Neckbeard Esq III June 27, 2019
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