spoffer

A special offer. An amalgamation of the words special and offer.

Two beers for the price of one? What a spoffer!

by Beanie Barbeque June 15, 2006

Spoff

One giant step above poser

god damn... i cant believe how much of a spoff you are...

by Joseph Indelicato January 18, 2006

Spoforth

A word that can replace the name of a person, place, or thing, or idea, although it is usually used to replace names of specific individuals.

Person- Hey Spoforth, come over here.

Place- We are going to go over to Spoforth for a while.

Thing- Pardon me sir, could you hand me my Spoforth.

Idea- Dude, I just thought of a Spoforth.

by Spoforth12 December 30, 2010

Spoff, spoffy

Someone or something who is on the unacceptably square side of anoraky. A contraction of swotty and boffin and occasionally. Sometimes associated with educated middle-class upbringing (toff)

They are very spoffy - they go out on family day trips to museums and read the information cards on every exhibit. He's a bit of a spoff - he went to a spoffy school - its all a bit too spoffy for me

by Angus McIntyre May 7, 2003

spofftanzah

The act of ejaculation

Damn, I spofftanzahed all over Rachels face when she smoked my balls and finger punched my freckle.

by Michael Rogan July 31, 2006

spoforife

Spoforife. Spoon. Fork. Knife. 'nuff said.

A Couple on a plane, the man has the window seat.
Kanye: Hey, Estelle, I'm feeling bonkers. Do you got a spoon, fork or a knife? I think it's called a spoforife.
Estelle: Can you be quiet for just one shitting minute?
Kanye: Hey we just touched down in London town.
Estelle: For Christ's sake, quit it with the fucking song or I'll kick you in the fucking balls again you ass hole.
Kayne: Hey look, it's the press. They don't fuck wit me.
Estelle: (Sighs.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 21, 2008

spofu

An abbreviation for spontaneous fuck. Someone you would have sex with instantaneously, regardless of the circumstances. Usually the person is famous (although not necessarily).

"Man I'd like to nail Scarlett Johansson, she is totally my spofu!"

by Dan "the man" Klein December 16, 2008