Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.
During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"
by thesquidge July 19, 2009
Get the Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock mug.I piece of Java-script Code placed within a Browser Bookmark, normally designed to run in Firefox, Chrome, or Safari. The Spocklet is launched to load game management Scripts, to assist in the tediousness of playing the Game Mafia Wars.
The Repeat Job Spocklet was used to help get through all the clicking necessary in Destination Vegas.
The Link-a-Nator Spocklet is a great tool to help generate gifting links.
The Link-a-Nator Spocklet is a great tool to help generate gifting links.
by Pistol Pete of Spockholm April 12, 2011
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by jamesking11 February 28, 2012
Get the spockface mug.Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.
"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"
by Schneidy-Pie March 27, 2005
Get the spocker mug.Police officers who are honest and law-abiding, but ANAL about following the rules. Derived from the logical but emotionless character of "Spock" on the original STAR TREK TV series.
Barney Fife and Chief Wiggums are perfect examples of spockcops. Either will give you a ticket for driving 56 mph in a 55 mph speed zone.
by Vet Man, FreeLance CrimeFighter July 22, 2006
Get the Spockcops mug.Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper
Two for the live long, two for the prosper
After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.
Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!
Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!
by Michael Scott February 16, 2006
Get the The Spocker mug.When a girl gives a hand job by rubbing the penis or shaft between the ring finger and middle finger making the "live long and prosper" gesture with both hands overlapping each other and squeezing the penis while moving up and down the shaft. They may occasionally incorporate the scrotum using the same hand gestures with one hand while "scissoring" the fingers to apply pressure. When done correctly, the receiver my start speaking Vulcan before climax.
Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Spock job for the first time last night.
Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?
Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!
Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?
Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!
by Nicstypres May 7, 2022
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