splut

The sound effect of a pie being thrown or shoved in someones face. (as in those God-awful Garfield comics)

Mary: Jen, I baked you a coconut cream pie.
Jen: Oh thank you!
Mary: Here, try some! *splut*
Jen: *displays middle finger*

by Boner Bentley April 30, 2008

Green Apple Splatz

Or: Green Apple Splats

Slang for diarrhea made up on the TV show South Park.

"I got the green apple splatz from that little bastard Kenny." -Mr. Garrison

by Sly Magoo June 11, 2006

slutzenberger

A rude sexually promiscuous young lady
A very very very filthy girl
Kathy Fear

That Kathy Fear is a real Slutzenberger
Check out that girl in the Santa costume - she's a real Slutzenberger!

by Martin December 11, 2004

splutter

when you cant quite finish what you are doing or saying, due to an express of air

1)whilst in the middle of a funny joke a burp takes you off course.
2)whilst in serious conversation you cough and end up spitting in the face of your mate.
3)whilst in mid-excreetion, a pocket of air channels out your backside causing splutter on the rim

by Sam W. Ward April 1, 2008

splutter

An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.

Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.

avoid eye contact

by Barry April 21, 2004

Splutterage

(1) Diarrhea spluttering away in the toilet as it is "excreted". (2) After a night of heavy drinking, puke spluttering around in the toilet while being expelled from the body.

Britney Spears: Why the hell can't I get a guy to put his splutterage (definition 1) on my face while making love? I mean, I'm still sexy right?

by Trisaratops of the Metal Kids May 6, 2009

whorelle Slutzy

The biggest and most ratchetest fucking whore of them all. She is a manipulative, compulsive lying succubus. She goes my the name of "pancakes" due to her sloppy, nasty, saggy, un puportional tits that she thinks look good, her hobbies are sucking dick behind dumpsters, and fucking everyone in, suffern, hillburn, mahwah, spring valley, sloatsburg and ramapo, she's will do everything and anything to get into you pants just so she can give you her Sexual Transmitted Deases, which she has all of them. If I were you I would stay at least 300000 yards away from this slut because not even the lord Jesus christ himself is gonna say you from getting raped by it

that Whorelle Slutzy just sucked me off

by Bobbyshmruda January 11, 2015