Sploot 

When a cat becomes so comfortable they look kindof like a fluffy poodle.

"I just got a new memory foam bed mat, now when my cat gets on it she becomes a total sploot"

Sploot by CatDogKing007 November 19, 2021

Sploot 

When relaxation renders a posture seemingly beyond ones physical limit.

When tiredness overrules societal rules, and full sleep is achieved in random or shockingly uncomfortable places.

Dude check out Jerry. He splooted on the floor; he must be cashed.

Wow, that’s one awkward sploot…he’s gonna wake up with some weird lines.

Sploot by Awyzzl17 June 2, 2022

Sploot Jootin 

(V)the act of blowing bubbles using semen.

"Jenna was Sploot Jootin that wad."

Sploot Jootin by gener October 29, 2003

Sploot Jootin 

(N) A really bad rock band from upstate New York, The brain child of Crank Simon creator eugene falco. The first album is due out in March 2004.

"The band Sploot Jootin is so bad it makes me want to stab myself in the ear with an infants femur!"

Sploot Jootin by eugene falco October 29, 2003

Kim Jong-Splooge 

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

Kim Jong-Splooge by big boy man March 2, 2019

sploob 

pupy pictue he"s pupy abd hes screaning and hes a pupy thak you

hi sploob

sploob by hi12345678920 October 8, 2020

splooge stick 

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock

Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick

splooge stick by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015