splondge

A sponge used primarily to clean up splooge.

Damnit bob got splooge all over the floor, get the splondge.

by Mischief Dragon January 20, 2005

Sploot

When a corgi lays flat on its belly with his/her legs spread out.

That corgi is sleeping in sploot mode.

by rSlashCorgi December 15, 2011

Sploot

A sploot is a type of stretch that some dogs do,where they lay on their belly and stretch their legs out behind them; most commonly done by corgies

Aww look at that corgie sploot

by Savvy_vip_ November 19, 2017

Splooting

When an animal lies in plank fashion with its rear appendages lied flat behind it

That cat is splooting all over the ground.

by sleuthpanther June 22, 2016

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

Splintercourse

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.

Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels February 18, 2009

splentastic

A word that is between splendid and fantastic, but it isn't one of them. It is the high feeling of feeling or seeing something splendid and fantastic. Also is not either one word ,it is both

1.)This is a splentastic day.
2.)I feel splentastic.
3.)You look splentatsic

by Mailyn April 9, 2015