A hoe slinger is someone who has no regard for hoes. They don't care if they cry, beg, or want to cuddle. They just want to use 'em, and sling 'em off to the side until they are needed again. Sling 'em to the right, sling 'em to the left.
"Oh my god Becky, he is SUCH a hoe slinger!"
"Did you hear about Sasha? She is a total hoe slinger. I wouldn't date her!"
"Ew gross, don't go to the club with them! They are hoe slingers!"
"I aspire to one day be a hoe slinger so that I will never get my heart broke again."
"Did you hear about Sasha? She is a total hoe slinger. I wouldn't date her!"
"Ew gross, don't go to the club with them! They are hoe slingers!"
"I aspire to one day be a hoe slinger so that I will never get my heart broke again."
by Fe Halez December 5, 2022
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