One of those people who asks you questions about a movie you just watched in order to determine if you were paying attention
by Norman alman November 7, 2021
Get the sploingug mug.any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.
I cann't believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!
by Brian Chviruk January 17, 2007
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When you cant think of a word to describe something, or you can use this word as a substitute for another word
by Joel Mangsa June 27, 2008
Get the sploing mug.The very definition of a chivalrous, selfless, heroic, and honorable man.
The type of man to jump in front of an armless, legless orphan to shield them from a hail of bullets.
The type of man to jump in front of an armless, legless orphan to shield them from a hail of bullets.
person 1: "You know that guy in the movie The Thin Red Line who dies at the end? Real sploingus, always liked that character."
person 2: "Why are you telling me this in a wendy's bathroom, i've never even met you."
person 2: "Why are you telling me this in a wendy's bathroom, i've never even met you."
by Swaglord55 February 8, 2022
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by stace'cunt'osaurus November 15, 2011
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Get the Sploonge mug.Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works.
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.
'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.
'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!
"Ello mate"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"
by ed2chef April 29, 2009
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