green apple splatters

the runs

Man I got the green apple splatters, (insert profanity here)

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Splinters

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile, and you feel very little hairs as grope her leg.

Damn girl, you got splinters!

by pistolpetee January 7, 2010

Spleater

Someone whom often thinks they can fly, only to fall off of buildings and land on pigeons.

Did you hear about Jenny? That spleater jumped off the Empire State building....Those poor pigeons!

by Jenn Jennifer January 1, 2008

splattershat

Past tense- a bowel movement that splatters out from the anus onto the sides of the toilet bowl or where ever else the anus may have been aimed

Dude, do you have a towel in here? I just splattershat all over...sorry.

by SplatsMcGatts April 8, 2016

dome splitters

A huge hit that hurts your head.

Man, That bong gives dem dome splitters.

by Michael McMichaels January 27, 2009

face splinters

Man stubble as defined by a 5 year old.

Daddy, your beard looks like lot of little splinters in your face. Face splinters.

by Semada July 16, 2017

anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019