Slitchorank

The perfect combination of Slut, Bitch, Whore and Skank.

"GURRRL, YOU DID NOT JUST PUT THAT DICK IN YO MOUTH. DONT BE SUCH A SLITCHORANK ,AMANDA. "

by LOLAMANDASAWHORE December 3, 2009

sklitch

Residue left over after a bowel movement when one doesn't wipe thoroughly, most often making one's anus itch. See also D.A.D.

"I just got done taking a big crap and ran out of TP; now I have a bad case of sklitch."

by TheDogg July 24, 2008

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

Splatch

Patch of hair located above the penis or vagina but below the stomach. It becomes rather thick when unshaved and may take several razor blades to completely shave it if left unshaven for long periods of time.

Dude,one of my splatch hairs got caught in her braces last night and it hurt like fuck!

by JoeyD May 20, 2005

Slitchy

-adjective

1. taking on the characteristics of a bitch (spiteful, malicious), due to lack of sleep.

"Sometimes my wife gets so tired when we travel, she starts to lash out at me; it's way past sleepy, she's being straight up slitchy... but I love her anyway."

by Real_Life_Wookie September 5, 2014

spritcher

Someone who walks in on people whilst they are performing a sexual act, either by accident or on purpose.

Get out the room, man! We're in the middle of some raunchy sex. Dude, you're such a spritcher!

by Horny Dawny July 3, 2006

splitcher

A pitcher (usually of beer) bought from a bar or restaurant where the cost is split between two or more customers.

"Hey Joe, wanna splitcher?"

"I don't feel like any liquor tonight, let's just get a splitcher".

by randomstringofcharacters1 February 15, 2010