squishing my tits

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.

by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

by shart master flex January 2, 2010

squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

stylishing

looking good while being fashionable

I'm really stylishing in my new tuxedo.

by J-Zr February 19, 2012

splitting hairs

To argue about an inconsequential and trivial aspect of an issue

When you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late

by Rafael Nunes February 5, 2006

squishing my chill

A famous australian/welsh saying in which one lowers the quality of anothers day.

I have lots to say but I only have 3 percent battery left and its squishing my chill

Commercial: don't believe everything you read on the internet. Me: stop squishing my chill

by dr. howard kyle elise mchar October 12, 2013

Splashing

When you run up on a yute and splash him with acid

Splashing-throwing acid

by Mandemman July 10, 2019