SPLECOND

SPL-ECOND

n. (spl)(sk'nd)

1. Split second
2. Combining the words "split" and "second" when talking very fast.

For a Splecond I thought to myself, Did I just think that!?!

by BARIV November 9, 2010

Slexin'

To flex like a slut or to flex in a way that exudes your sexiness.

Timmy: You tryna go to the club?
Bruno: Yea, let me put on my extra tight shirt first. I wanna be slexin' at the club.

by The Slingo Flamingo April 29, 2021

Slexcon

The combination of the future. Consisting of Sex, sleep, and bacon. All better uses of the morning hours. See: Texts from last night on Facebook.

(919): Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

I would rather the slexcon in the morning than going to class or working.

by HCO Slave. March 27, 2010

spleak

An online chat robot convinced she's real. Not as fun as SmarterChild. Though, she is very confused.

Me: are you 21?
Spleak: No, I'm 22
Me: how old are you?
Spleak: Just turned 21 recently. I have no idea what my future will be like, but I'm having fun! :-) Speaking of the future, want to read your horoscope? Type "horoscope" to see what YOUR future might hold.

She also can't read, apparently.

Me: pens
Spleak: Sooooo not interested in going down THAT path of conversation. Let's talk about something else.

"Let's go torture Spleak for hours and hours of entertainment!"

by SpazzyNinjaSpork August 22, 2007

Splexi

Splendidly sexy splexi use to discribe a person who is almost perfectly sexy or flawlessly sexy.

Kera is so splexi she could get any guy she wants.

by ray_buu January 9, 2008

spleege

nasty fucking shit.. you dont want to hear this word. if you hear any suspicious looking men use this word.. run immediately. this word means bad shit for you and your family..

suspicious looking man: im gonna fucking kill you.. spleege!!
you: run away IMMEDIATELY

by spleege January 9, 2019

spleeny

Having a low tolerance for pain or discomfort, especially cold.

From: Maine and Atlantic Canada.

He's wicked spleeny. A little bit of a chill and he's whining like a puppy.

by Nikkiru December 17, 2004