A phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the butthole or genitals.
Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006
Get the splashback mug.when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"
by eradacator486 November 10, 2017
Get the splashback baby mug.A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..
Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Above explains it all.
by wayne March 24, 2005
Get the splashback mug.Tierd of water splashing all up in your ass when your taking a dumb? Well, a splashpack solves this problem.
Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.
Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.
by nocoffeeman August 2, 2010
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Sam: Hi!
John: You know what's a million times worse than having no toilet paper?
Sam: What?
John: SPLASHBACK!
Sam: Hi!
John: You know what's a million times worse than having no toilet paper?
Sam: What?
John: SPLASHBACK!
by Splashback. September 17, 2010
Get the Splashback mug.1. When you drop a doogan in the toilet and it hits at such a force that water splashes up onto your cheeks and/or anus.
2. When you stand too close to a urinal whilst urinating and urine splashes back onto your shoes and/or legs.
2. When you stand too close to a urinal whilst urinating and urine splashes back onto your shoes and/or legs.
"Shit, my arse crack is wet 'cause I got splashback from that toilet."
"Hey Joe, what's that all over your shoes?"
"Fuck don't you just hate splashback?"
"Hey Joe, what's that all over your shoes?"
"Fuck don't you just hate splashback?"
by Joeyjoejoe Jr. Shabadoo October 1, 2008
Get the splashback mug.The unpleasent and unwanted action of water or deoderizer fluid splashing back up on one's ass after depositing a very large shit into either an outhouse or a john.
by crazy lumberjack June 18, 2006
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