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splashback

A phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the butthole or genitals.

Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
Oh man, splashback! What the hell? That crap was tiny...
by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006
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splashback baby

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"
my brother is a result of a splashback baby.
by eradacator486 November 10, 2017
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splashback

A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..

Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Above explains it all.
by wayne March 24, 2005
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Splashpack

Tierd of water splashing all up in your ass when your taking a dumb? Well, a splashpack solves this problem.

Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.
My splashpack broke the other day, and I got all wet... :S
by nocoffeeman August 2, 2010
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Splashback

The water that goes up your ass when you launch a turd down into the toilet bowl.
John: Hey!
Sam: Hi!
John: You know what's a million times worse than having no toilet paper?
Sam: What?
John: SPLASHBACK!
by Splashback. September 17, 2010
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splashback

1. When you drop a doogan in the toilet and it hits at such a force that water splashes up onto your cheeks and/or anus.

2. When you stand too close to a urinal whilst urinating and urine splashes back onto your shoes and/or legs.
"Shit, my arse crack is wet 'cause I got splashback from that toilet."

"Hey Joe, what's that all over your shoes?"
"Fuck don't you just hate splashback?"
by Joeyjoejoe Jr. Shabadoo October 1, 2008
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toxic splashback

The unpleasent and unwanted action of water or deoderizer fluid splashing back up on one's ass after depositing a very large shit into either an outhouse or a john.
OSHA requires all poop 6 inches or longer be hand lowered due to toxic splashback.
by crazy lumberjack June 18, 2006
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