Splarsh

The act of driving a vehicle through slush or water at high speeds in order to soak innocent bystanders. Easiest way to get the bird in history.

Joe: Hey look some joggers, let's splarsh the fuck outta them.

Verb: Splarshing

Joe: Hey let's go splarshing.

by Mrmikeman2 March 3, 2014

Splorch

That satisfying squirty sound of hot sauce, or any spicy, liquid condiment makes when exiting the bottle.

April's ear detected the distinctive splorch of Sriacha sauce leaving the bottle.

by cimat1984 July 17, 2011

splorch

Sound of a head being taken off by a high energy weapon, (such as a laser or ray gun.)Usually accompanied by a VOIP

Onomatopoiea

Derived from Quake games.

Gun: VOIP!
Head: SPLORCH!

by Yossarian April 15, 2004

Spearchukka

deragatory white slang for a person of color, typically african descent but can also cover ground to any race of non caucasion or asian descent.

Senario: A black man makes a good sports run or point scoring drive for the team and a racially swayed redneck in the audience may say; "hooray for the spearchukka!"

Used in an SNL skit with Richard Prior & Chevy Chase back in '75.
http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=9960

by Charvelguy December 9, 2008

splurch

Splurch means exactly as it sounds. When a comtainer or something of the like is crushed and it oozes.

Oh, nasty! That splurched everywhere!

Ah reckon that there's astartin, to splurch.

by Hobbes October 7, 2003

Splached

To regally expel.

I got splached by two turkeys in a fruit pie. NO two puppies and a fruit fly.

Keep yourself covered in high risk splach environments.

by Ovulatron January 11, 2009

SPEARCHUCKER

of african descent, dark colored people with ashy knees and elbows sometimes with powdered white lips.

coomie yelled hey a.d.d. i didnt know spearchuckers were allowed to run free on beaches, and a.d.d. said yea ever since americans realized they can make more munny offthem plaing sports tahn picking cotton!

by MARKKY KNIGHT March 17, 2008