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spladoitey

The worse possible outcome of any situation, if it gets any worse the dimensions will collapse and the whole universe will be torn apart and everyone will die and blow up in many different ways. The feeling of spladoitey is like lazers going through your brain and triggering every pain sensor in your body. Once you've experienced it you have to live with it for all eternity. Can be used as a noun or a verb and has several different spellings, but the main spelling is "Spladoitey." Pronounced "Spla-doii-T"
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to John?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he got spladoitey, is it true?
Person 1. Yeah. Poor guy.
Person 2: We'll miss him.
by Winter44316 December 12, 2010
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spladoosh!

When something is so hot it makes the coochie flood with juicy love fluids.
I saw that Mike Patton picture that Jim sent me and SPLADOOSH!
by weej December 29, 2004
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spladoopeling

the act of inhaling a feces covered corn kernel or other fibrous object while the nose is embedded in a cantankerous elderly womens anus, while the tongue simultaneously penetrates what could be called the roast beef sandwich(otherwise known as the vaginal crevasse)
Last evening my brother saw that my nose was covered in feces and that a kernel of corn was stuck on my upper lip; he was was enraged because he knew that I had been spladoopeling his wife.
by OmyObama January 27, 2010
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Splaadoww

A sentence enhancer used at the end of a sentence to compliment that person
Susan, you have a bangin body! SPLAADOWW!!!
by Nick Ham July 18, 2007
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spladoosh

dude me and my girlfriend are going to spladoosh on our hunnymoon!
by kayotic February 19, 2010
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Spladoonking

When your about to cum, but you stop then let it pressurize for a second then let it out and it comes out fast enough to make a Spladoonk sound.
I loved it somuch I decided to do some more Spladoonking
by Alexmanvoobington August 28, 2016
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Spladoober

A term for ejaculate, much like splooge. Can be used as a noun or verb.
I spladoobered all over my floor.
Dude, she made me spladoober so hard last night.
by AnonPikmin October 3, 2016
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