Splodge

The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm

Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaffney in a potential reach around situation.

by Liz_Rodo February 13, 2008

splidge flanks

This is the unsightly excess fat that protrudes sideways at the meeting of the thigh and buttock. More commonly found on women due to their higher natural body fat.

Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.

"Check out that fine ass! Too bad about the splidge flanks."

by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003

Environmentalist Cock Splodger

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008

splodge

Splodge is a heavy layer of makeup.

Isabelle plastered her lovely face with a thick layer of splodge.

by Karezza July 3, 2017

Splarge

The amalgam of typos, errors, and syntactical cut ends collecting at the end of a composition or rough outline.

The splarge served as a manic record of softer ideas and errant keystrokes. For some reason he couldn't bring himself to delete the meaningless string.

by mario_bueller March 29, 2017

sladge

A combination of slag and fadge, it has 3 main meanings.
1. the vagina of a slag
2. a fat slag
3. to sladge (verb)- having sex with a slag

1. "I did her in the sladge"
2. "That sladge ate all the pies!"
3. "I sladged her so hard"

by Akkers Ellie March 29, 2009

spadge

British: A loving term for a young son or grandson - used by Dad or Grandad - perhaps originally from Lancashire.

"Howdey little spadge"

by Norman Howard September 14, 2005