Spitting Llama

When you come home wasted and spit deprived but still want to masturbate so you spit all over the place in an effort to lubricate your dick.

Dude Prowler came home wasted and we walked in on him preforming the spitting llama.

by King Taint March 29, 2020

spitting fire

when an individual raps crazily good.

Neil was Spitting fire during the battle

by Fran Denali May 27, 2009

Spitting Sugar Out The Butt

The offering of an insincere compliment. Lying to someone for the sake of sparing their feelings.

"I told her that her tramp-stamp made her look chaste and sophisticated. Clearly, I was just spitting sugar out the butt."

by afdone March 7, 2010

spitting shit

speaking words and sentences that do not make sense. Usually while high on marijuana.

Dude your spitting shit i cant understand you.

by $matttttt$ March 22, 2007

Spitting zombie

An ejaculating penis.

Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.

by spittingzombie August 29, 2018

Spitting Cobra

After you successfully jerkoff in a public area (such as class), you then proceed to:
take the jizz that is in your hand,
pull your arm back like your going to throw a baseball and then shake your hand around a little bit,
launch the semen (using a spiderman style throw) towards someone's eye.
If it hits a chick directly in the eye, you then stand up and proceed to yell
SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!

After Sler jerked off Karl in class, he took the semen that was in his hand, threw it at the dish, blinded her, and then stood up and exclaimed SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!!

by Lunch Box, aka, LB April 15, 2006

Spitting venom

When someone is in a rap battle and destroys their opponent using brutal lyricism.

Did you go with the local mandem to the rap battle round candem? Dude was spitting venom like mad, the crowd went wild.

by Julius mon September 25, 2017