Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.

I was the middle of a spit roast last night.

by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023

Spit-Roast

When someone roads someone so hard that they can't show their face.

Your face is so messed up you look like August from Wonder! You got spit-roasted!!

by Jackson2222 December 5, 2017

spit-roast

To spit-roast a guy, one guy fucks another dude in the mouth, while a third dude fucks him in the ass until they all have cumgasms.

Some other cadets gave me a spit-roast in the cadet showers earlier!

by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

spit-roast

two gentleman enjoying the hospitality of an open-minded woman. It is often necessary for the female party to adopt the "on all fours" stance in order that each of the gentleman may take position at opposing ends.

Pete Dick: "What did you do last night?"
TP: "Had a spit-roast with Colette and some random dude from the bar."
Pete Dick: "Nice"

by Pete Dick March 5, 2008

Spit-Roast

Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.

Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.

“Shes a real Spit-Roast.”

“We did the Spit-Roast position during our threesome”

by Calonizier April 16, 2023

Spit-Roast Deluxe

To Spit-Roast Deluxe a guy, one dude fucks him in the mouth, another fucks him in the ass, and yet another sucks his dick until they all have cumgasms.

A bunch of my soccer team-mates gave me a Spit-Roast Deluxe Today because they said I lost the game!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Spit-Roast Royale

A Spit-Roast Royale is a sex act where one guy gets spit-roasted while he jacks off -- ideal if all the dudes have cumgasms at the same time.

One of my all-time favorite things to is to get a Spit-Roast Royale and have all of us cum at the same time!

by USAF Cadet September 2, 2021