Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009

Chocolate Spider Web

When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...

Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.

by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021

Huge spider web

A giant web that has been waiting all its life for you to accidentally run into and freak out about having a spider on you for the next 30 seconds.

A huge spider web is also called future anxiety

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

chocolate spider web of doom

Another name for dirt tracking someone

"I did her up the chocolate spider web of doom"

by Roberto DiMatteo May 1, 2004

world spider web

The searchable web excavated by means of spiders

A spider sat beside her as she searched the world spider web with the use of spiders.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

world spider web

The searchable web excavated by means of spiders

A spider sat beside her as she searched the world spider web with the use of spiders.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

Spider's Web

You and the lads each buy individual electric fly swatters, sit in chairs, then place the electric fly swatters over your genitals. One of you then puts pornography on a phone or larger screen for all to view. The goal is to not get an erection, to therefore not get an electrocuted penis.

"Hey man wanna do a spider's web?"

"Fuck no, dude it felt like I burnt my dick off last time."

by j7mc July 30, 2018