1. Someone who relies on other people to get their work done. Often a person who lies, cheats, and steals to get his/her way.
2. An ignorant piece of trash that can't do anything for his/her self.
2. An ignorant piece of trash that can't do anything for his/her self.
by wizkid2011 August 12, 2011
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Get the spress mug.by Dan Fox August 4, 2003
Get the specs mug.A Sless (Slatus Jessus to give them their full name) are members of the ant family. They often hang around in pairs but strangely the female of the pair is nocturnal whilst the male is not.
The noticable difference between the Sless and the ant is the way they behave in activities within the collony. Once every 3 years the collony have a spring clean before moving into a new nest. However whilst members of the collony work hard for many days the Sless is nowhere to be seen.
Studies have found these creatures sleeping in their new habitat whilst other members of the collony work their little claws to the bone.
This often causes 'rage' in the collony which can only be repaired by a large meal with all drinks being supplied to all by the lazy little Sless's
The noticable difference between the Sless and the ant is the way they behave in activities within the collony. Once every 3 years the collony have a spring clean before moving into a new nest. However whilst members of the collony work hard for many days the Sless is nowhere to be seen.
Studies have found these creatures sleeping in their new habitat whilst other members of the collony work their little claws to the bone.
This often causes 'rage' in the collony which can only be repaired by a large meal with all drinks being supplied to all by the lazy little Sless's
I was distraught to find that the people I was living with turned out to be Sless's.
Those lazy SOB's Slessed off during the move and left us all high and dry.
Those lazy SOB's Slessed off during the move and left us all high and dry.
by Schwartzy August 22, 2006
Get the Sless mug.The phenomenon in which a male is unable to see the craziness, bitchiness, or overall blackness of a female's soul because he is courting, dating, or hooking up with her.
Similar to Beer Goggles but instead of being influenced by alcohol, he is blinded by boobs, booty, and/or the anticipation of intimacy.
Similar to Beer Goggles but instead of being influenced by alcohol, he is blinded by boobs, booty, and/or the anticipation of intimacy.
person one: That girl is bitch!
person two: I think she's pretty cool, and I got her number.
person one: Dude, everyone knows she's crazy. Take off your breast specs for a second, you're not seeing straight.
person two: I think she's pretty cool, and I got her number.
person one: Dude, everyone knows she's crazy. Take off your breast specs for a second, you're not seeing straight.
by Mista Peetas March 17, 2013
Get the Breast Specs mug.A Wrenny Spesh consists of non contact with much loved friend of many Chris. The non contact often will run into the days sometimes weeks and in extreme cases even years. The Wrenny Spesh mainly consists of non physical contact with Chris Wren often with assurances that his physical presence will eventually arrive. The Wrenny Spesh has left much of his close friends worried that perhaps Chris may have actually been abducted and finger bummed!
Wrenny Spesh is usually ended when Chris makes physical contact and a violent wedgie attack is delivered post haste. The severity and aggression involved in the Wedgie will reflect the length of time the Wrenny spesh has continued. After such punishment has been inflicted to Wrenny his chance of child conception is dramatically reduced each time a Wrenny Spesh occurs.
Wrenny Spesh is usually ended when Chris makes physical contact and a violent wedgie attack is delivered post haste. The severity and aggression involved in the Wedgie will reflect the length of time the Wrenny spesh has continued. After such punishment has been inflicted to Wrenny his chance of child conception is dramatically reduced each time a Wrenny Spesh occurs.
You're walking down the street and who walks past WRENNY, you stop have a nice chat as you haven't seen him in ages and then agree to go for a drink you go to the arranged meeting place and wait.......and wait......call wrenny but no answer, so you decide to get another pint in and wait some more and still no wrenny. so you decide to call it a day, you then start to think "what have i done wrong" then you realise he has just done a WRENNY SPESH on you!!!!!!! we all love you wrenny just wanna see you more.
by A Wrenny Spesh Victim March 17, 2009
Get the Wrenny Spesh mug.Dr: I'm afraid you've got gastroenteritis
Thick patient. Huh?
Dr: Shits and spews
Thick patient: Is that why I am shitting and spewing all the time?
Dr: yes
Thick patient. Huh?
Dr: Shits and spews
Thick patient: Is that why I am shitting and spewing all the time?
Dr: yes
by sniff my knickers November 19, 2007
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