spermeye

When he cums in your eye and you have to call out of work.

Damn babe you gave me a spermeye, I had to call out of work!

by Hnl2869 September 19, 2020

Spermy

When paired with glizzy aka hotdog it means very yummy condiments on the hotdog

That glizzy is so spermy

by Big meaty al November 12, 2020

Spermy

When you are in the mood to personally fertilize an egg.

I am feeling SUPER spermy when i look at mr miller

by spermypoopett67 August 31, 2025

Spermmaxxing

The act of taking every possible measure—dietary, lifestyle, or otherwise—to maximize sperm count, motility, and overall fertility. Often used half-seriously, half-ironically in online spaces where people obsess over “optimization.”

• “Bro quit drinking, started lifting, and taking zinc supplements—he’s full-on spermmaxxing.”
• “She said she wants kids soon, so now I’m spermmaxxing like it’s a competitive sport.”

by tsaltsal September 24, 2025

Lil Spermy

A menace to society who lurks in the shadows of the lamplighter. Don’t feed him Rumplemintz.

Yo Lil Spermy, you be wildin

by 500Ublock September 16, 2021

Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy

An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it

Jacob's big into the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy. What a freak

by shartacus October 7, 2022