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Sperming

Moving through a crowd to get to the front, commonly done at concerts. Not to be confused with Salmoning, which is walking against a group of moving people.
Lindsay: How did you make it to the front of the crowd?

Paris: I am a master at sperming.
by Deepthoughts December 30, 2011
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SPERMINATOR

Slang term describing Arnold Schwarzenegger - after producing a "love child" while married to Maria Schriver.
Now that the "news" is out about Arnold's affair and child....just have to rename the dude - THE SPERMINATOR
by FLNICEGAL June 11, 2011
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spermin

He was spermin it the bed.
by Kaley June 18, 2006
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old fashioned sperming

sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.
i could use me an old fashioned sperming

joe was going to get he an old fashioned sperming
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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Sperminology

One that perserves his sperm by jacking off.
My step father is the best at sperminology!
by Leznerd January 19, 2012
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sperming

When you rub your dick skin against something. It feels fucking awesome.
I was sperming last night and it felt amazing.
by sperminggal December 15, 2017
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Sperminator

One who is an utter nuisance, spontaneously combusts at the mention of anything he/she disagrees with, ruins the lives of others and truly believes that he/she is superior to all mankind. Sperminators are awful people if by chance you encounter one run away chanting loudly "you're an awful singer".
Ex. 1
Guy 1-The Sperminator is a serious asshole!
Guy 2-Yeah dude

Ex. 2
Girl 1-THE SPERMINATOR HUGGED ME :(

Guy 1-Burn your clothes and take a bath in bleach
by made in the usa January 8, 2012
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