Spermeate

To cause sperm or seminal fluid to spread or flow throughout; pervade

At first sight of Lady Rodenza, a dark stain spermeated the crotch of Don Diaz's pants, causing him utmost embarassment.

by Eric H. April 10, 2005

sperminted

pregnant; a girl has once had sperm inside her which gets her knocked up

That girl is sperminted.

by AshTrash June 20, 2008

Sperminate

The act of releasing semen on a person, place or thing.

After being aroused and pleasured, I had to sperminate into her vagina.

by Smith Riley August 17, 2016

Sperminate

To impregnate a woman with your luscious bodily fluid fertilizing her egg.

My halfwit husband could not Sperminate my egg.

by Kenace October 30, 2014

Spermcake

Spermcake, sperm-cake:
1) The accumulation of cock juice in ones belly button that is the devoured by the partner in question.
2) The puddle of sperm mudd that is consumed from the anal oriface.
3) A second term for muffin butter.
4) The frosting of the vagina by jizz.

1) Can I eat your "spermcake".
2) Finish your "spermcake" dear or you won't get sloppie seconds!

by NickName4U May 2, 2006

spermilate

V. To ejaculate semen into (or onto) a person, place or thing.

"On redtube, you can see people spermilate in a variety of ways."

"I spermilated on Paris!"

or, "I spermilated on Paris (Hilton)!"

by Hemlockgourmand May 25, 2010

spermware

When your computer is slow as fuck from all the viruses and spyware you get from porn and jerking off around and on your computer, you get spermware.

IT: How can i help you sir?
You: Oh my computer is really slow, I don't know whats wrong with it
IT: From just looking at your bowers history I think your computer has spermware! Yep no doubt about it.

by AntiDevil23 June 21, 2016