Spermatogenesis

The process of ejaculating whilst listening to anything in the ouvre of Phil Collins.

Listening to'Invisble Touch' caused me to perform sudden spermatogenesis which got me thrown out of the record store.

by TrotterW October 19, 2022

spermatarium

(N) - Where women are sent after being filled with ejaculate, thus driving them crazy.

I sent Karen and her bulldagger girlfriend to the spermatarium after the bar.

Jill spent the weekend at the spermatarium.

by Jaymz Kilmister August 7, 2021

psycho-spermatic-umbilical connection

A psychological, spiritual and natural connections of a child with both; his/her father and mother.

I couldn't have achieved my dreams without psycho-spermatic-umbilical connection (I so-call it).

This connections works faster than the supersonic rate.
Thank you mum & dad!

by Annie/linguistic consultant February 11, 2020

spermation

the act of a male ejaculating.

cameron: spermation!
avery: in my mouth? yes.

by JewMom June 2, 2011

spermatogeddon

to die due to one too many loads while partaking in the act of bukkake.

Spermatogeddon was the perfect name for the first ever porn snuff film.

by tellitizaman September 16, 2010

spermatologist

Any girl that is a specialist in the taste and consistency of sperm. Especially, as it is applied to her skin.

I had a date last weekend with a spermatologist. She was a dropout from cosmetology school. She failed at everything except facials. She's a real spermatologist.

by Askthe BeerGuys June 29, 2010

spermotozoa

Any person that thrives on spermacide and has a penis shaped skull.

Modine Gunch looks like a spermotozoa.

by Casper Milktoast May 20, 2003