spelunking

the sound your dead lifeless body makes when it lands in the bottom of a large chasm in a pitch-black cave you thought was cool to check out

The medical examiner explained the body was found in the chasm of a cave no doubt the deceased was spelunking...poor bastard

by boglin78 August 23, 2004

spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.

I only had to pay five dollars to go spelunking in your mom

by pcdkchar November 30, 2010

Spelunkering

A term used to express feelings of disbelief and annoyance. Commonly used when something very surprising yet unhelpful happens.

"are you Spelunkering me?"

by Pablo Parmesan August 11, 2022

spelunker

1) One who explores caves
2) One who enjoys giving oral sex to women

Peter is such an obsessed spelunker.

by Narog August 20, 2004

spelunking

Lifting weights with ones penis.

I am a world champion spelunker, I can lift 287 pounds with my penis, I am amazing at spelunking.

by greenwhite55 September 10, 2011

spelunk

(By analogy to exploring caves/other dark places)
To engage in casual internet stalking, usually out of curiousity rather than for any sinister purpose.

After a bit of spelunking on message boards, I found out that girl I was flirting with on MSN was actually a 40 year old guy from Indianapolis!

by Cayenne August 28, 2005

spelunking

To lift things (typically heavy things) with ones dick

Tom went spelunking will Jill yesterday, he has some very strong parts

by Iamtheother September 11, 2011