spelunking

the sound your dead lifeless body makes when it lands in the bottom of a large chasm in a pitch-black cave you thought was cool to check out
The medical examiner explained the body was found in the chasm of a cave no doubt the deceased was spelunking...poor bastard
by boglin78 August 24, 2004
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spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.
I only had to pay five dollars to go spelunking in your mom
by pcdkchar November 23, 2010
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Spelunkering

A term used to express feelings of disbelief and annoyance. Commonly used when something very surprising yet unhelpful happens.
"are you Spelunkering me?"
by Pablo Parmesan August 11, 2022
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spelunker

1) One who explores caves
2) One who enjoys giving oral sex to women
Peter is such an obsessed spelunker.
by Narog August 20, 2004
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spelunking

Lifting weights with ones penis.
I am a world champion spelunker, I can lift 287 pounds with my penis, I am amazing at spelunking.
by greenwhite55 September 10, 2011
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spelunk

(By analogy to exploring caves/other dark places)
To engage in casual internet stalking, usually out of curiousity rather than for any sinister purpose.
After a bit of spelunking on message boards, I found out that girl I was flirting with on MSN was actually a 40 year old guy from Indianapolis!
by Cayenne August 02, 2005
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spelunking

To lift things (typically heavy things) with ones dick
Tom went spelunking will Jill yesterday, he has some very strong parts
by Iamtheother September 11, 2011
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