Speeling 

Speeding for spelling. When you type too fast, not caring about grammatical errors, punctuation, or spelling. When you’re called out for speeling, this is known as a Speeling Ticket.

(Via text): hey John, didnyou cacth the mvoie?
Looks like you were speeling, Jerry.

Speeling by ArcadiaXLO October 7, 2019

cat speekz

A language used on sites like icanhascheezburger.com usually on captioned images of cats. The language is based around the English language just spelt blatantly incorrectly.

examples of cat speekz are:
I iz in ur compoota steelin ur RAMs
Ceiling cat lulz at ur fayl

cat speekz by 1337 5p34kxx0rz October 1, 2010

Sheelk 

Sheelk

joe : "Sheelk?"
Mama : "Who's Sawkon??"

Sheelk by gulpingglizzy69 January 19, 2022

gok-n-speel 

The phrase describing the act of a woman performing deep throat (gok) until you ejaculate (speel)

I would love to give her a gok-n-speel.

gok-n-speel by IAMSMEGMA January 16, 2009

BLAST DA SPEEKA~ 

A common term used to end a sentence. It is very popular in an internet chat site such as BasilMarket, in the chat section.

I love cheese

BLAST DA SPEEKA~

BLAST DA SPEEKA~ by Jon (yenten921) January 9, 2008

speel 

The name given to the abuse of the english language me and Dill perform in our daily conversations.

"I can speel!" - Dill

speel by Dill's biggest fan September 5, 2004

Speelingitis 

A rare and serious disease that plagues high school students who cannot spell words correctly.

The way someone infected with speelingitis would spell:

I hove Spellllllliiingggitis.

Speelingitis by speelingitis May 29, 2010